📖 You Said You'd Relax And Play Games, But You Went On A Killing Spree On Wall Street? Chapter 398: DPS Statistical Analysis
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Chapter 398: DPS Statistical Analysis

2026-10-03 · 👁 1 views · 969 words · ~4 min read · chapter 400 of 692

"Prime Minister, we can't go on like this!" The aide's voice suddenly rose.
"This is purely doing someone else a favor, feeding our nation's blood and flesh to those two hungry wolves, Fang Huan Investment and the Gauls!"
"You mean... there's something fishy going on between Fang Huan and the Gauls?"
"Very suspicious! Of course, it's also possible that the Gaul president is just throwing all pretense of decency for re-election.
After all, what wouldn't a politician of his caliber do?"
Yes, aren't all politicians like that?
As long as the benefits are enough, today's enemy can become tomorrow's brother.
For votes, nothing is off-limits.
"In any case, we can't just stand by and watch them play good cop and bad cop, making fools of us!"
The aide's eyes sharpened.
“If this continues, we’ll have to watch our economy bleed to a pulp while some guys are counting their money until their hands cramp!”
“Then what do you suggest? Start building a nuclear power plant now?
Can we afford the astronomical costs and the long wait?”
“No, no, no, my proposal isn’t that complicated.” A glint of light flashed in the advisor’s eyes.
“The method might be surprisingly simple. We just need to… reopen that closed pipeline!”
“What?!” The Prime Minister sat bolt upright. “But… we’ve already signed an economic sanctions agreement; it’s a consensus!”
“Agreements are dead, but people are flexible!” The advisor’s voice was full of enticement.
“The situation has reached this point; shouldn’t we reconsider?
Besides… the major powers have already contacted us. They said they can talk.”
The Prime Minister’s breathing quickened instantly.
“Mr. Prime Minister, if we continue like this, three hundred billion euros will evaporate within a year or two!”
"We can't throw an entire year's national budget into the fire for the sake of so-called 'morality'!"
These words struck the Prime Minister of Deguo like a hammer blow.
That's right.
They started the war; why should Deguo and its people bear the brunt of the suffering?
Participating in economic sanctions and making a statement is fine.
But paying 300 billion euros for it?
Why?!
To hell with it! Let whoever wants to be the sucker be the sucker!
***
Fanghuan Investment, Chairman's Office.
Su Hao stared at a document, a playful smile on his lips.
"Trinity" Guild.
When Huang Fengwen gave the guild such a pretentious name, it wasn't for any earth-shattering profound meaning.
Su Hao still remembered Huang Fengwen's pretentious expression:
"Career, family, and games!
The three pillars of life, none can be missing; they are a trinity!"
"High-end, sophisticated, and philosophical!"
Su Hao had even quipped at the time, "Are you sure you don't just think the name sounds cool and classy?"
Huang Fengwen couldn't hold back any longer, clearing his throat, "Ahem! You're sometimes too perceptive; you need to change that!"
Anyway, the name "Sanyi Guild" has remained to this day.
"Wow... these stats are something else!"
At this moment, Su Hao was staring intently at a document he had personally retrieved.
It was a game data report, commonly known as "DPS statistical analysis," which accurately recorded a player's skill rotation, damage output, and other metrics in the game.
But the data before him didn't seem like something a novice who claimed to have "almost never played games" could produce.
'Didn't he say he'd barely played games? Could this be the legendary innate talent?'
What made Su Hao even more astonished was that the person who produced this dazzling combat data was actually Qin Han, the chairman of Jiangjin Group!
That tycoon who dominated the business world, whose mere presence could shake the economy of an entire region!
Last time he dragged Qin Han into a dungeon, he casually assigned him a DPS role, and he performed even better than the veterans in the team, dazzling everyone's eyes—incredibly strong!
The data doesn't lie.
"If he practices a bit more... he might actually become one of our guild's main DPS!"
Su Hao clicked his tongue in amazement. This unexpected windfall instantly lifted his spirits.
After all, in a gaming team, no matter how skilled the tanks and healers are, the final decision on whether or not a raid can be cleared depends on the burst damage dealer who can whittle down the boss's health.
"Chairman Su, are you looking at some important document?" At that moment, Li Huilin walked in.
"Hmm?" Su Hao looked up.
"You seem particularly focused."
"Oh, yes, it's quite important." Su Hao smiled, casually setting the game report aside.
"Did you bring what I asked for?"
"Yes, Chairman Su. This is the latest report summarizing all current market intelligence."
Su Hao reads this report every day without fail.
This report was produced by Fanghuan Investment's top research department, gathering information from all over the world, from the highest levels of government to the most obscure corners of the marketplace.
The biggest difference between this report and publicly available news is that it contains a wealth of in-depth information—information gleaned from various clandestine channels—that ordinary people have no access to.
Su Hao took the report and began to read it page by page.
Political events, economic trends, even entertainment gossip…it covered everything.
Suddenly, his gaze fixed on a line of text, his pupils slightly contracting.
"The country... is preparing to reopen the pipeline?"
"Ah, yes, Chairman Su," Li Huilin reported immediately.
"This should be the most significant piece of information in today's report.
Although there hasn't been any official confirmation, our intelligence indicates that the country is secretly negotiating with major powers to restore the natural gas supply to the pipeline."
"Are you kidding me? Aren't they currently imposing economic sanctions?"
"Yes. But the problem is, if the pipeline remains closed, the economic losses for the country will be astronomical.
Approximately three hundred billion euros, which translates to over two and a half trillion in our currency!
The country... seems unwilling to bear such a devastating cost for the sanctions."
Su Hao nodded. From the country's perspective, this was entirely understandable.
War broke out suddenly, and under pressure from their allies, they reluctantly shut off the valves.
But when they turned around and pulled out their calculators, they realized they'd become the biggest sucker, practically selling everything they owned.
Who could withstand that?

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