📖 I'm Not a Movie God Chapter 456: Damn It
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Chapter 456: Damn It

2026-10-03 · 👁 1 views · 1,139 words · ~5 min read · chapter 457 of 1928

"Iya!"

"Iya iya!"

On the roof of another part of the estate, a small figure stood unnoticed, jumping up and down and waving at the two figures speeding past in the distance, as if cheering them on.

This figure attracted the attention of a small number of bodyguards. They glanced at the child jumping on the roof and were stunned.

"Is that an intruder too?"

"Doesn't look like it... that's just a kid, right?"

"A kid? How did a kid sneak in, and how did he get up on such a high roof?"

"Two of you go check. If it's just a normal kid, throw him out."

"Everyone else, follow me! Keep chasing those two criminals!"

“……”

Among the many bodyguards, two figures separated and changed direction, rushing straight toward the roof where the Jester was. They tapped their toes on the ground and landed lightly on the roof.

"Kid, whose family are you from? Do you know what place this is??"

The Jester, who was cheering for Heart 9 and Jian Changsheng, turned his head in confusion and saw two figures walking over with fierce expressions, one hand reaching for his collar.

Both of them were very tall. In front of them, the Jester was picked up like a chick, his bean-like eyes looking at them blankly.

"This kid looks so strange... is the white thing on his face a birthmark?"

"He's not talking either, is he a mute?"

"Forget it, just throw him out."

Seeing that the child was easily picked up, the two relaxed their vigilance. Just as they were about to carry him away, a small hand grabbed their wrist.

The burly bodyguard was slightly stunned.

He looked down at his hand in confusion. The child he was holding in mid-air narrowed his eyes slightly, and an indescribable aura spread in the air.

At this moment, the scene in front of the bodyguard suddenly twisted. Under the dim sky, it seemed as if a strange giant beast with a jester's painted face slowly opened its eyes from the deep sky, a pair of pupils so huge they were incomparable, yet so empty they were nothing but void, staring straight at him...

He stood there holding the Jester, motionless like a statue.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" His companion behind him patted his shoulder.

After a deathly silence, the bodyguard slowly turned around. On that originally fierce and serious face, a touch of white ash appeared at some point. While funny, it also carried a touch of indescribable strangeness...

"Iya..."

"Iya?"

"Iya hahahaha!!!"

The sudden laughter startled the companion. Before he could react, the burly bodyguard put down the Jester and suddenly did a backflip!

"Iya hahahahahaha!!!!"

Backflip, backflip, another backflip!

After three consecutive backflips, the bodyguard landed steadily on the roof, then covered his crotch with one hand and pointed the other diagonally, striking a very funny pose, grinning at his companion.

The companion looked at this scene in a daze, not knowing what had happened for a while... but for some reason, looking at the funny bodyguard in front of him, he couldn't help but want to laugh...

"Iya..."

"Iya hahaha!!"

He was stunned at first, then looked at his hands in surprise, and then the whole person laughed uncontrollably, and a touch of white ash appeared silently in the center of his face.

He pointed to the void in front of him, made the shape of a chair, and then walked up as if nothing had happened, wanting to sit down, then fell to the ground with a thud, revealing a very funny "startled" expression, and then laughed to himself, iya hahaha!

He performed a "falling chair" for everyone.

The bodyguard opposite who had just finished the backflip saw this, and his laughter became louder. The two looked at each other and started a strange and inexplicable funny performance on the roof.

"Iya hahaha!"

"Iya hahahahaha!!"

"Iya hahahahahaha..."

Between the two figures laughing wildly, a small figure stood in the center, looking at this scene coldly, as if the only audience for this funny performance...

The Jester's small face, stained with white ash, swept across the two of them indifferently, and his deep eyes looked up at the sky.

In the empty sky, a voice suddenly sounded:

"This is Architect No. 8, I seem to have been discovered... That's a bug! Requesting support! I found a... iya... iya hahaha... iya hahahahahaha!!!"

The next moment, the bright sky suddenly dimmed, as if entering the night; but then it suddenly brightened, making it impossible to look directly at; then there was mist, thunder, and lightning...

Under the Jester's gaze, the weather in this sky seemed to fall into chaos. Looking from a distance, it was like an incomprehensible "BUG" appeared in the process of the world's operation.

……

"Whoa, what's going on with the weather over there?"

Heart 9, who was running for his life, was stunned when he saw the sky in the distance suddenly filled with thunder and lightning.

"Forget it... running for our lives is more important!" Jian Changsheng's flesh and blood had mostly recovered. He looked at the swarm of bodyguards chasing behind him. "They're catching up!"

"Chase? Let's see who dares to chase!"

Heart 9 snorted coldly. The skin and flesh behind his back automatically separated from the spine, and a turret four or five times larger than his whole body emerged from it, with dense gun barrels aimed at the many pursuers behind him.

Da da da da—

The next moment, dense gunfire rained down on the sky like a high-speed barrage used to intercept missiles, instantly swallowing more than a dozen figures, and screams of horror rang out!

Under this round of firepower, nearly a third of the bodyguards fell on the spot, and the rest were either injured by bullets or blocked by the massive amount of gunfire, making it difficult to continue the pursuit.

In just a few seconds, Heart 9 shook off the pursuers, the flames of the thrusters on his chest surged, taking him and Jian Changsheng across the sky.

They crossed most of the estate and flew past the front of the main house where Chen Ling was.

At this moment, the bloodied Jian Changsheng's gaze fell on a certain luxurious room, and he locked eyes with someone who was listening to orchestral music while sipping red wine.

Jian Changsheng was stunned for a moment, his eyes widening in disbelief, but a moment later, he closed his eyes with a dead-gray face...

Damn it... Heart 6 is really a dead man.

Watching Red Heart 9 and Jian Changsheng fly across the horizon, pass directly through the edge of the manor, and vanish straight into the sky, Chen Ling finally set down the wine glass in his hand, unhurried and composed.

"Did they succeed..."

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