📖 I'm Not a Movie God Chapter 1596: Director Chen, What Kind of Skirt Do You Like to Wear?
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Chapter 1596: Director Chen, What Kind of Skirt Do You Like to Wear?

2026-10-03 · 👁 1 views · 1,275 words · ~6 min read · chapter 1600 of 1928

All the disasters in the Bitter Flesh Turbid Forest were dumbfounded.

These plants, which didn't have necks to begin with, were forced to look as if they had grown necks. They looked at the Mockery Disaster in front of them, then looked at the Mockery Disaster that had just left... At this moment, only one thought remained in their minds:

Damn it,

The Mockery Disaster has come up with a new trick again!

As expected, this guy is not easy to deal with. Given this guy's personality, how could it possibly obey the agreement and leave after taking the person?

[Mockery!]

[I've already given you the person you wanted! What else do you want??]

[Do you really think our Bitter Flesh Turbid Forest is easy to bully?]

Hissing sounds erupted from the Turbid Disaster's body. It was truly angry. No matter what, it was the dignified master of the Bitter Flesh Turbid Forest and a World-Ending Disaster. No matter what, one couldn't play like this, right?

Hearing this, the pitch-black figure with crossed legs subconsciously raised an eyebrow... although there were no eyebrows on its pitch-black face at all.

Then, its scarlet corners of the mouth hooked up to its earlobes like a crescent moon.

"Hehehehehe..."

An eerie, sinister laugh sounded from its throat. It seemed to have discovered something interesting, slowly uncrossed its legs, and stood up from the centipede's back.

[I've made some new skirts recently; do you want to try them on too?]

As soon as these words were spoken,

The furious Turbid Disaster froze, a breath of air getting stuck in its stems, unable to come up.

Whether human or disaster, the one thing you can't provoke in this world is a madman. You are angrily questioning it, and the next second it asks if you want to try on the new skirt it made... The key is that when it said this, the look in its eyes was really like looking at a doll—dangerous, greedy, and full of fanatical longing.

The Turbid Disaster suppressed the anger in its heart, tried its best to remain rational, and asked in a deep voice:

[What exactly do you want?]

The black shadow stood on the centipede's back, not mentioning the toy or the skirt again, but pointed at itself with interest:

[Just now, which way did 'I' go?]

【?】

The Turbid Disaster knew that one couldn't judge the Mockery Disaster's brain circuits with common sense, so it simply gave up thinking. The numerous stems beneath it lifted simultaneously, pointing in a certain direction:

[That way.]

On the back of the shivering centipede, the black shadow slowly turned its neck, and its scarlet pupils looked gloomily in that direction...

A strange smile appeared on the corner of its mouth.

……

"Old Chu..."

"Old Chu!!"

Qi Muyun kept shaking the wooden man Chu Changqing, even putting his mouth to his ear and shouting a few times, but the other party still had no reaction.

Qi Muyun turned to look at Chen Ling anxiously:

"Director Chen, what's wrong with him?"

Chen Ling pondered for a moment: "He has been assimilated by the Turbid Disaster for too long, and his body has infinitely approached that of a plant... But it should be fine. His self-evolution ability is very strong. If we take him back to human society and have him come into contact with humans more, he should be able to gradually recover into a human."

Chen Ling knew very well how strong Chu Changqing's ability was. As long as he had the trait of absolute adaptation and infinite evolution, Chu Changqing would definitely evolve into the best biological state in different environments. He didn't need any treatment, just some time.

"That's good." Wen Ruoshui nodded. "Then can we contact Dr. Yang and go back early?"

"Hmm."

Chen Ling checked the time. There was half an hour left until his save ended, which was much more time than expected.

He pulled out his bone-carving knife and quickly carved on a stone nearby. Characters took shape on the stone surface. Wu Tongyuan and the others on the side were all confused:

"Director Chen, what are you doing?"

"Guiding destiny."

Chen Ling responded simply and devoted himself to the writing of "Fate Weaving." Now, he only needed a thought to make Yang Xiao detonate the otherworldly wake and open the channel. The key was whether this channel could appear around them...

"Guiding destiny?"

"Sounds amazing..."

"But to be honest, Director Chen's handwriting is really good. Even carved on stone, it's very neat."

"Hehehehehehe..."

"...Old Qi, stop laughing, your laugh is really ugly."

"??? I didn't laugh?!"

Wu Tongyuan was speechless. He turned his head, intending to say something more to Qi Muyun, when the next second he saw that, besides the three of them, there was a pitch-black figure stretching its neck, leaning over to watch Chen Ling write the script. The person's eyes were as scarlet as Chen Ling's just now, and at this moment, it was grinning and making strange laughing sounds.

Wu Tongyuan: !!!!

"What the hell..."

*Snap—!!*

Before Wu Tongyuan could finish his sentence, his head exploded like a firework, brains mixed with blood splashing onto the two people nearby, leaving Qi Muyun and Wen Ruoshui stunned in place!

At this moment, Chen Ling felt the hair on his entire body stand up at the same time, and that familiar, suffocating pressure descended on his shoulders instantly...

In the past, he was the one using this aura to suppress others.

Is it him??

How could he suddenly appear here?!

Under that terrifying World-Ending pressure, even Chen Ling felt his body was incredibly heavy... He seemed to catch a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye and looked at the stone he had just carefully filled with writing again.

The dense script on the stone had disappeared, and in its place was a line of twisted, eerie characters:

[DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!]

The Mockery Disaster killed Wu Tongyuan instantly, as if swatting a fly. It didn't even bother to look at Qi Muyun and Wen Ruoshui on the side. At this moment, all its attention was on Chen Ling...

Those scarlet pupils were radiating unprecedented excitement and agitation, just like an idler who had been bored for too long and suddenly dug up a very surprising toy... another weak version of himself in this world!

"Hehehehehehehehe..."

A sharp, eerie laugh sounded from the Mockery Disaster's body. It took a step, and its figure instantly arrived in front of Chen Ling.

"CUT—!!!"

Chen Ling shouted without hesitation.

Everything around them suddenly froze, and even the Mockery Disaster, which radiated the World-Ending aura, was no exception.

Chen Ling forced himself to calm down. He frantically flipped through the "script" of the last few seconds, wanting to find a way to save everything, save Wu Tongyuan, and then avoid the Mockery Disaster!

Chen Ling's gaze fell on the line at the very top of the script.

Wu Tongyuan (confused): "Director Chen, what are you doing?"

Chen Ling activated Fate Weaving and directly erased this sentence, changing it to:

Wu Tongyuan (shocked): "Director Chen! Look, there's a black shadow coming over here!"

Just as Chen Ling finished changing the first line and was about to continue changing the plot below, he felt his vision blur, and the first line changed again:

Wu Tongyuan (serious): "Director Chen, what kind of skirt do you like to wear?"

Chen Ling: ???

Chen Ling turned his head subconsciously, only to see a pitch-black, horrifying, eerie face almost pressed against his own, grinning and making *hehehehe* laughing sounds.

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